i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies
do you ever wonder how people describe you to other people who don’t know you
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”
The most disappointing thing about the Into The Woods movie is that Milky White is going to be a real cow not a plastic one.
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.